Monthly Archives: October 2023

Hermes Parcels

Thanks @hermesparcels or whatever you call yourself now …. only who’s floor did you leave my parcel at? Who’s “porch” is this WHERE’S MY PARCEL?!

Update: Either the company found the parcel and delivered it correctly, or the sender sent the same order to me again.

O2

Wasted 45 minutes with @O2 this morning, trying to sort out a “Rolling Plan” – got your emails FOR A CONTRACT!!! Where are your UK staff? I always end up being upsold by a person with an Indian accent. Now can’t find the tiny @O2 sim card I wasted 45 min on, why do apple have to make them so tiny?!

UPDATE: Sending a letter got me nowhere, tried for a sim swap, got a better response. Sim now working fine.

Royal Mail

Could Royal Mail please contact me regarding a missing special delivery which you seem to have lost. You’ll have my contact details from the recorded delivery you lost reference: 1-9712561591

Thanks